Sitting in Orlando Airport, waiting on baggage from Atlanta at 2:00AM
I'm not at TechEd this week, but between the web simulcasts of some sessions and stories like this one (from Eric Sink), I feel like I am.
http://software.ericsink.com/entries/teched_07jun2005.html
This may be one of the funniest stories that I have ever heard (at least from a techie). An instant classic.